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3.84sI suppose, if you must know, I'm-- Well, I'm-- I'm 60.
3.42sGod, he looks so good. He looks unbelievable.
3.64sWhat's your secret, Flanders? Goat placenta? Monkey sweat?
3.35sSome kind of electric hat? Holy water? It's holy water, right?
1.93sAah! It burns!
2.92sListen, folks. There's no magic formula.
2.12sI just follow the three C's--
1.73sClean living, chewing thoroughly...
2.24sand a daily dose of vitamin church.
0.67s
2.82sAnd, of course, I resist all the major urges.
0.65sAll of them?
2.07sYou mean you've never splurged...
2.35sand, say, eaten an entire birthday cake,
2.07s- then blamed it on the dog?
- Oh?
3.24sYou've never licked maple syrup off your lover's stomach?
1.52s
2.14sYou've never snuck out of church to break into cars?
2.03sNo, no and double no.
2.24sI haven't done any of those things, folks.
2.03sYou name it, I haven't done it.
1.95sGeez, Flanders, you're 60 years old,
1.93sand you haven't lived a day in your life.
2.73sYeah, even the boy in the bubble had a deck of cards.