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1.18sHuh?
5.52sYou will recall, last night, ere I drifted off into slumber with a nudie magazine betwixt my legs,
1.47sI spake thusly,
2.5s"Lois, tomorrow morning, I want flapjacks."
3.2sIt was a simple message, yet it has gone unheeded.
3.2s(SNARLING SOFTLY) All right, Peter, give me a minute.
2.45sFor every five seconds I do not have flapjacks,
1.93sI shall break one window.
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5.27sUh-huh. Look, Lois, it just seems to me that this isn't necessarily the healthiest thing for a woman your age to be doing.
3.7s(GLASS SHATTERING) Brian, I'm 42, I'm in the prime of my life,
1.67sand this is what I want right now.
1sYou're sure about that?
2.95s(GLASS SHATTERING) Meg, go make your father some flapjacks.
1.37s(SIGHING) Okay, Mom.
4.24s(GLASS SHATTERING) PETER: This is crazy! Is nobody really making me flapjacks yet?
3.27sAt this point, you guys are being as irresponsible as I am!
3.4s(GONNA FLY NOW PLAYING)
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