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2.72sIs it cool if I tell your insurance that I gave you heart surgery?
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6.19sLadies and gentlemen, in honor of her retirement after 17 consecutive victories,
4.27sI hereby dedicate this statue to Quahog's greatest fighter,
1.6sLois Griffin!
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1.5s(CROWD CHEERING)
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4sI'm also having a celebratory keg party back at my house later.
3.67sYou can tell your parents that my parents will be there.
1.94sBut they won't be.
5.3s(LOUD CHEERING) And now a few words from Lois Griffin herself.
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2.03sThank you so much for coming, everyone,
3.4sand thank you for always cheering me on at all my fights.
1.88sWOMAN: Hey, Griffin! (CROWD GASPS)
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1.83sOh, my God, that's Deirdre Jackson!
1.33sWho's that?
2.55sOnly the deadliest fighter in all of women's boxing.
1.89sShe's killed three people in the ring.
1.4sBRIAN: Her fists are so dangerous,
2.5sshe's not allowed to be a lesbian.