Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.
1.83sYou were born in Mexico.
3.1sWhen I found out that your real father was a drunken Irishman,
3.64sI went to Mexico to terminate my pregnancy.
3.77sBut God had other plans, and you were born right there.
3.44sYou were so beautiful, and I loved you,
7.61sbut when I got back home, I was so afraid of being judged by the community that I never filled out the paperwork to make you a citizen.
2.53sMom, what are you saying?
3.37sPeter, as far as the US government is concerned,
2.84syou're an illegal Mexican immigrant.
3.07s(LAUGHING) Looks like I've got myself in a bind!
1.4sHow will I get out of this one?
2.6s'Cause we've got Cleveland and Quagmire, and Joe and Mort
3.17sAnd all your cartoon pals