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3.8sBecause Speedy Gonzales is an immigrant and a bad influence on our children.
3.4sSo, I created his American equivalent, Rapid Dave.
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1.54sI got you now, mouse.
1.83sYeah? Well, up your ass, cat.
2.97sQuickly! Quickly! Quickly! Run fast! Run fast! Quickly!
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1.9sHey, Fuad, can I buy you a cup of coffee?
3.9s(LAUGHS) Yes! Is funny because is free!
1.4sAnyone can have!
1sThat's right.
2.57s(LAUGHING) That's the joke.
1.7sOh, yes.
2.5sWhy, you son of a bitch.
1.2sAngela, I have a complaint.
1.07sWhat is it, Griffin?
1.9sI think Fuad is an illegal immigrant,
4.24sand I cannot stand by while he steals wages and opportunities from citizens.
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