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2.3sPeter, why did you have my acupuncturist arrested?
3.24sBecause he was an illegal immigrant and a threat to our national security.
2.37sHe was an 85-year-old Korean Buddhist.
2.37sOr was he a supreme leader of Al Qaeda?
2.37sI guess we'll find out if he ever gets a trial.
1.97sPeter, America was founded by immigrants.
2.64sEveryone here is the descendant of an immigrant.
1.6sThey're a vital part of our society.
3.47sThey are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor. Take him away.
2.64sPeter, have you seen Stewie's Speedy Gonzales video?
1.43sHe won't go to sleep without it.
1.73sI threw it away.
3.14sWhat? What the hell, man? I don't throw away your stuff!
1.6sAnd where's my goat?
1.47sPeter, why would you do that?
3.8sBecause Speedy Gonzales is an immigrant and a bad influence on our children.
3.4sSo, I created his American equivalent, Rapid Dave.
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