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4sYou bet I am. I just had my penis tattooed to look like the space shuttle and my balls tattooed to look like launch exhaust.
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1.4sQUAGMIRE: That bastard! That was my idea!
2.14sHe stole it! I was gonna do that to my penis!
1.83sOh, well, maybe I can do something else.
2.5sLike, like, like the Space Needle.
3.44sOr a banana. Or a Sharpie.
2.77sI'm boring myself. Guess I'll listen to some music.
2.13s'Cause I love a rainy night
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2.07sYeah, I love a rainy night
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1.97s(IN PORTUGUESE)
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1.6sMan, that really makes me mad.
1.9sIllegal immigrants coming into this country,
2.5staking all the good jobs away from Americans.
3.97sWell, I am gonna make sure people like that stay out of Quahog from now on.