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3.64sBut, Peter, why would you want to harm a fellow American citizen?
3.5sWhat? All I have to do is make one call to a friend of mine in Washington,
1.67sand he can push your paperwork through.
2.43sYou'll officially be an American citizen.
1.7sNot good enough, Mr. Pewterschmidt.
2.47sI want citizenship for everyone here.
1.97sPeter, you do not have to do this.
1.6sYes I do, Gerardo.
3.04sThis great land should be everything to you that it is to me.
2.94sA land where a man is paid a wage he can live on.
2.5sA land where we flush every time.
3.4sA land where 17 miles is not walking distance.
4.17sA land where meals are not purchased from a truck and then eaten in a different truck.
1.5sAll right, all right, you make your point.
1.3sIt's getting a little offensive.
2.6sThat's my only offer. Take it or leave it.
3.74sPeter, you must go. We will find our own way.
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2.1sI'll never forget you, Gerardo.
1.9sBoy, I sure am gonna miss Reynaldo,
2.13sbut I'm glad I'm finally an American again.
2.2sBeing an immigrant is a real pain in the ass.
3.7sI'm glad, too, Peter, but I did enjoy learning about another culture.
2.57sYeah, you know, so did I. Well, I guess everything's back to normal.
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