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5.34sbut, someday, we will return to Mexico because our heritage is rich and glorious.
1.4sWait, wait, hang on a second.
4.47sAre you saying there's more to being Mexican than working hard and lusting after big asses?
3.7sThere is, Peter. In fact, we are preparing our Cinco de Mayo celebration.
3.17sAs a Mexican, you must experience it with us.
1.9s(MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING)
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4.44sWell, kids, enjoy yourselves. Cinco de Mayo is as Mexican as it gets.
1.73sWow, this is awesome!
3.57sAnd later, I'm gonna go lift free weights in a parking lot!
3.8sOh, Peter, I'm so proud that you've embraced these people as your own.
2.27sYou've come a long way from hating foreigners.
3.07sWell, Lois, life can surprise you if you open your mind a little.
1.87sFor example, I used to hate the Japanese,
2.4sbut then I saw Lou Diamond Phillips in Young Guns,
1.5sand now I don't hate them anymore.
2.84sPeter, I don't think that Lou Diamond Phillips is Japanese.
2.4sChinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these.