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2.13sI am proud to be an American,
3.74sand I am going to love my country like never before.
2.17sAnybody wanna see my Purple Heart?
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3.64sANNOUNCER: We now return to Superman 5: The Broken Condom.
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1.43sHey, Lois, ready to go to dinner?
2.77sYeah, sure. Just let me grab my purse.
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1.57sOkay, ready.
3.9sOoh! On second thought, I got something I gotta do back on Krypton.
1.4sI thought Krypton was destroyed.
2.8sI think we should see other people.
2.3sGood morning, my American family.
1.8sPeter, where did you get that suit?
3.24sMy God, you look like the Statue of Liberty's pimp.
2.2sThis is how a patriot dresses, Lois.