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1.9sI own four apartment buildings.
1.3sMmm...
1.73sI have central air.
1.37sOh!
2.8sAnd a well-funded 401k.
1.13sAh!
4.3sWe are gonna have sex at some point!
2.5sAll right, guys, it's gonna be a long night of border patrol,
2.5sso I brought along Michael McDonald to help us out.
1.37sHow's he gonna help us?
2.43sHe's gonna do back-up vocals for everything we say.
1.53sHow's he gonna know what we're saying?
2.7sHow's he gonna know what we're saying? Is he gonna do it for all of us?
3.44sIs he gonna do it for all of us? Yeah, I hired him for the night.
2.27sIt costs, like, $2.50 an hour, so don't skimp on the conversation.
5.4s...so don't skimp on the conversation That sounds nice.
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2.3sPeter, why did you have my acupuncturist arrested?
3.24sBecause he was an illegal immigrant and a threat to our national security.
2.37sHe was an 85-year-old Korean Buddhist.
2.37sOr was he a supreme leader of Al Qaeda?
2.37sI guess we'll find out if he ever gets a trial.