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1.57sAll the things that make us
2.07sLaugh and cry
4.94sHe's a family guy
1.77s(MARCHING BAND PLAYING)
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1.03sHello, I'm Tom Tucker.
4.2sAnd I'm Diane Simmons, reporting live from the 35th annual Quahog Veteran's Day celebration.
6.71sYes, it was 35 years ago today that James Veteran stood up to City Hall and said, "I demand a parade in my name."
3.87sAnd after a heated bidding war with Edward Memorial and Reginald Aprilfools,
1she got his wish.
1.73sAnd here comes the parade!
3.17sFirst up, a float from the Veterans of Future Wars.
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3.3sAnd here comes whackadoo film director, Oliver Stone.
1.53sOliver's here promoting his new movie,
3.24sBorn on the Fourth of July 2: Born on the Fifth of July,
3.97swhich he promises will be even July-ier than the original.
2.77sA dangerously insane human being.
3.17sAnd here comes the next float, honoring uninjured veterans.