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2.6sYeah, I got a middle seat, so I'm gonna see if I can switch.
1.27sOh, a Sbarro!
5.47sI'm gonna get a big, fat piece of pizza so I got something to stuff in my face while I'm reading USA Today.
3.54sThe only thing remaining is the oral test, which I will administer here.
3.17sNow, question number one. Who discovered America?
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1.5s- Dick York?
- No.
1.83sDick Sargent. It was Dick Sargent.
2.97s(SIGHS) Question number two. Complete this sentence.
3.7s"The land of the free and the home of the blank."
2sHome of the Whopper? You've got to be kidding me.
1.6sMr. Griffin, if you were truly an American,
1.6syou would know our national anthem.
2.3sNow, wait a minute! He is too an American.
2.34sWe've been married for almost 20 years!