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4.34sHere's Cheaper by the Dozen, and in Spanish, it's called Small Family.
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1.67sWhat the hell is going on here?
1.33sWhy aren't you people working?
2.07sIt's Cinco de Mayo, Mr. Pewterschmidt.
3.17sWould you like to watch My Friend Who Sticks His Penis in a Pie?
4.37sLook, I don't care what day it is in Mexico, in America we work on weekdays.
4.04sNow, do your jobs or I'll deport your lazy asses back to the third world.
4.2s(ALL GROANING) Wait a minute, hang on, everybody.
4.24sWhat he just said does not represent the America that I know and love.
2.97sThis country used to welcome our kind with open arms,
2.6sbut men like Carter Pewterschmidt use us for cheap labor,
4.27sand then try to punish us when we demand to be treated like human beings.