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1.37sWhat? No, I was just...
3.84sBecause 9/11 changed everything, Brian. 9/11 changed everything.
3.44sPeter, you didn't even know what 9/11 was until 2004.
2.1sThat's not true, Brian. I remember 9/11.
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2.8s(SCOFFS) Must have been a woman pilot, huh?
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1.67sPeter, what the hell are you doing?
3.1sLois, I am doing my duty as a patriotic American.
2.37sI'm sacrificing a goat to Toby Keith.
3.6sPeter, Toby Keith doesn't want to be fed. Toby Keith wants to hunt.
2.07sHey, listen, don't tell me what Toby Keith wants.
1.07sI think I'm perfectly capable...
1.4s(GOAT BLEATING)
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1.8sYou're all doing such a great job,
3.97sI wanted to play you a song I wrote about what America means to me.
3.9sWhen you say USA
10.04sI just say hooray And if you're not from here God's gonna hunt you down and give you AIDS USA!
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