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1.6sSo far, you've failed everything,
3.5sincluding the "Behaving Like an American at the Airport" test.
3.74sNo, it wasn't bad. Yeah, I'm on the way to the next plane now.
2.6sYeah, I got a middle seat, so I'm gonna see if I can switch.
1.27sOh, a Sbarro!
5.47sI'm gonna get a big, fat piece of pizza so I got something to stuff in my face while I'm reading USA Today.
3.54sThe only thing remaining is the oral test, which I will administer here.
3.17sNow, question number one. Who discovered America?
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1.5s- Dick York?
- No.
1.83sDick Sargent. It was Dick Sargent.
2.97s(SIGHS) Question number two. Complete this sentence.
3.7s"The land of the free and the home of the blank."
2sHome of the Whopper? You've got to be kidding me.
1.6sMr. Griffin, if you were truly an American,
1.6syou would know our national anthem.
2.3sNow, wait a minute! He is too an American.
2.34sWe've been married for almost 20 years!
2.17sWell, we hear that one a lot around here.
2.54sCourse there's a very easy way of detecting fraud.
2.27sMr. Griffin, what is your wife's birthday?
2.13sUh...
1.84sGive me another one. Give me another one.
1.9sWhere is your wife's hometown?