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3.27sI don't know, Cheech. It seems like a lot of work for no respect.
4.57sPeter, America is the land of opportunity. There are tall buildings,
3.34scheeseburgers and Fox's many hit comedy series,
3.04sincluding That '70s Show, and...
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2.34sBut let me ask you something. Don't you miss your home?
3.77sOf course. We come to America for financial opportunities, Peter,
5.34sbut, someday, we will return to Mexico because our heritage is rich and glorious.
1.4sWait, wait, hang on a second.
4.47sAre you saying there's more to being Mexican than working hard and lusting after big asses?
3.7sThere is, Peter. In fact, we are preparing our Cinco de Mayo celebration.
3.17sAs a Mexican, you must experience it with us.
1.9s(MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING)
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4.44sWell, kids, enjoy yourselves. Cinco de Mayo is as Mexican as it gets.
1.73sWow, this is awesome!
3.57sAnd later, I'm gonna go lift free weights in a parking lot!