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2.9sBoy, I never knew it would feel this good to love my country.
2.47sIt's like loving God or a step-parent.
5.74sYou never really feel them love you back, but that's okay because they got other stuff going on, and you understand.
3.84sPeter, you do realize there's a difference between loving America and being swept up in post-9/11 paranoia.
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2.24sBrian, are you suggesting that 9/11 didn't change everything?
1.37sWhat? No, I was just...
3.84sBecause 9/11 changed everything, Brian. 9/11 changed everything.
3.44sPeter, you didn't even know what 9/11 was until 2004.
2.1sThat's not true, Brian. I remember 9/11.
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2.8s(SCOFFS) Must have been a woman pilot, huh?
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1.67sPeter, what the hell are you doing?
3.1sLois, I am doing my duty as a patriotic American.
2.37sI'm sacrificing a goat to Toby Keith.
3.6sPeter, Toby Keith doesn't want to be fed. Toby Keith wants to hunt.
2.07sHey, listen, don't tell me what Toby Keith wants.
1.07sI think I'm perfectly capable...
1.4s(GOAT BLEATING)
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