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3.97sI wanted to play you a song I wrote about what America means to me.
3.9sWhen you say USA
10.04sI just say hooray And if you're not from here God's gonna hunt you down and give you AIDS USA!
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1.17sWow, Peter, you're really becoming quite the patriot.
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4sYou bet I am. I just had my penis tattooed to look like the space shuttle and my balls tattooed to look like launch exhaust.
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1.4sQUAGMIRE: That bastard! That was my idea!
2.14sHe stole it! I was gonna do that to my penis!
1.83sOh, well, maybe I can do something else.
2.5sLike, like, like the Space Needle.
3.44sOr a banana. Or a Sharpie.
2.77sI'm boring myself. Guess I'll listen to some music.
2.13s'Cause I love a rainy night
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2.07sYeah, I love a rainy night
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