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4.54sUh, Brian? I'm just gonna go into the kitchen and look at something.
0.93sPeter, I know what you're doing.
1.67sI'm just gonna look at something.
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1.07sPETER: (WITH MOUTH FULL) Oh!
2.54sWhat a very interesting thing.
4.89sBrian, can I give you money and you write me a check so I can order something from this Abercrombie & Fitch catalog?
2.37sWhat do you want to order? Oh, wait, let me guess. Him.
2.64s(LAUGHING) He got you, Stewie!
1.63sWell, um, if it were you,
5.64syou would take the magazine and you'd put it on the floor and pee on it, 'cause you're a dog and you're stupid,
3.5sand you have a weird toenail halfway up your elbow.
1.8sNice comeback.
1.84sJesus, that one was all over the place.
1.4sI should have been quicker than that.
2.57sI should've said, "Really? Why would I order your ex-boyfriend?"
1.43sAnd then I'd go like this.
1.43sOh! That's so good!
1.4sWhy didn't I say that?
3.67sIf only I had a time machine, I could go back in time and have that comeback ready.
2.24sWait a minute. I do have a time machine!
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