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6.24swith instructions that it be delivered to you on this exact date at this exact time.
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2.37sSTEWIE: Dear Brian, it's been a week since you left,
2.49sand I'm pretty sure I've set things right.
3.69sSo I've built a cryogenic stasis device and am placing myself inside it,
5.61sleaving instructions for it to be buried in very specific coordinates in what will be future Quahog.
1.73sIf everything goes according to plan,
3.97sI will have spent the next 500 years buried beneath our basement.
1.87sOh, my God!
2.34s(CLEARS THROAT) A tip is customary!
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