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2.5sBut the big bang happened, like, billions of years ago.
2.9sNo, no, we were outside the space-time continuum.
3.1sTime and space didn't exist until my explosion.
2.4sWhich means I created the universe, Brian.
1.22s(SCOFFS) That doesn't make any sense.
2.44sYou were born in the universe. How could you create it?
1.97sIt's called a temporal causality loop.
2.54sThe universe created me, so I could create it,
2sso it could create me and so on.
3.92sThat's... That's the most incredible thing I've ever heard.
3.45sSo, wait, that means that I kind of created the universe, too.
2.2s(CHUCKLING) No, no, no, no.
3.17sYou're sort of the Art Garfunkel of the universe.
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2.67sHey, Lois, check out what I spelled with my Alpha-Bits.
2.27s(GIGGLING) Oh, my God.
1.7sYeah! Now watch.
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3.65s(GIGGLING) Maybe later you'll want the real thing, huh?
4.05s(BOTH GIGGLING) I prefer the Alpha-Bits.
2.65sSo, Brian, I see you're enjoying that cup of joe.