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3.07sLucky there's a family guy
3.23sLucky there's a man who positively can do
1.83sAll the things that make us
1.45sLaugh and cry
4.75sHe's a family guy
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2sOkay, Brian, I'm going to the IGA.
1.53sDon't let Peter get into the cookie dough.
1.47sYeah, sure.
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4.54sUh, Brian? I'm just gonna go into the kitchen and look at something.
0.93sPeter, I know what you're doing.
1.67sI'm just gonna look at something.
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1.07sPETER: (WITH MOUTH FULL) Oh!
2.54sWhat a very interesting thing.
4.89sBrian, can I give you money and you write me a check so I can order something from this Abercrombie & Fitch catalog?
2.37sWhat do you want to order? Oh, wait, let me guess. Him.
2.64s(LAUGHING) He got you, Stewie!
1.63sWell, um, if it were you,
5.64syou would take the magazine and you'd put it on the floor and pee on it, 'cause you're a dog and you're stupid,