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4.45sHow can I read my essay now? I don't believe my own words.
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2.6sHonest Abe-- he'll show me the way.
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2.62sMr. Lincoln-- Mr. Lincoln, I need your advice.
2.17sWhat can I do to make this a better country?
2.04sIs this a good time to buy a house?
1.82sI can't get my boy to brush.
1.07sWould I look good with a mustache?
3.12sI tried using turpentine, but that just made it worse.
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2.72sMr. Lincoln? Mr. Lincoln?
3.82sMy name is Lisa Simpson, and I have a problem!
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2.73sMr. jefferson, my name is Lisa Simpson,
1.77sand I have a problem.
0.52sI know your problem.
2.27sThe Lincoln Memorial was too crowded.
2.77sSorry, sir. It's just-- No one ever comes to see me.
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