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1.87sYeah. Win this.
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2.02sI'll see that he gets it.
3.37sHow dumb do they think I am? Huh? A check?
3.67sOne million dollars.
4.57sI'm rich!
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3.07sMr. Simpson, I can assure you, this check of yours is nonnegotiable.
3.52sOh, yeah? Well, what makes you so damn sure?
2.55sSee where it says "Void, void, void" and "This is not a check"?
2.37s"Cash value 1/20th of a cent."
2.1s- "Mr. Banker, do not honor." - Shut up.
3.15sI had a feeling it was too good to be true.
3.37sEvery time you get a million dollars, something queers the deal.
3.07sI don't think real checks have exclamation points.
2.37sWell, at least we got a free sample of Reading Digest.
4.05sMarge, I never read a magazine in my life, and I'm not gonna start now.
2sHey, a cartoon!
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