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2.38s"Oh, yes, and don't forget to burn your house...
3.84s"because none of those things could exist without six white stripes...
3.5sseven red stripes and a hell of a lot of stars."
1.95sThank you very much.
2.57sYeah! Damn right!
2.99s
4.85s"Recipe for a free country: Mix one cup liberty with three teaspoons of justice.
3.14sAdd one informed electorate. Baste well with veto power."
2.3s
3.57s"My back is spineless. My belly is yellow.
2.03sI am the American nonvoter."
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3.47s"Stir in two cups of checks. Sprinkle liberally with balances."
2.44s
3.07s"Ding, dong. The sounds of the Liberty Bell.
3.04sDing-- freedom. Dong-- opportunity.
3.64sDing-- excellent schools. Dong-- quality hospitals."
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3.97s"When America was born on that hot july day in 1776,