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3.14sOkay, America, inspire me.
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2.3sWow, a bald eagle.
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2.57sHmm.
1.85sThanks for driving me to the contest, Dad.
3.17sSweetheart, there's nothing I wouldn't do for that magazine.
3.92s"So burn the flag if you must, but before you do,
2.1s"you better burn a few other things.
2.3s"You better burn your shirt and your pants.
2.37s"Be sure to burn your TV and car.
2.38s"Oh, yes, and don't forget to burn your house...
3.84s"because none of those things could exist without six white stripes...
3.5sseven red stripes and a hell of a lot of stars."
1.95sThank you very much.
2.57sYeah! Damn right!
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4.85s"Recipe for a free country: Mix one cup liberty with three teaspoons of justice.
3.14sAdd one informed electorate. Baste well with veto power."
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