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2.57sThey're just stupid drawings that give you a cheap laugh.
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1.93sHey, Einstein, put down your reading.
1.53s- It's lunchtime.
- You go ahead.
2.57sHey, you don't wanna eat? What you do, get one of them stomach staples?
2.59sAs Tolstoy said in Quotable Notables,
3.55s"Give me learning, sir, and you may keep your black bread."
2.47sWho is that bookworm, Smithers? Homer Simpson, sir.
2.7sSimpson, eh? How very strange.
3.3sHis job description clearly specifies an illiterate.
4.45sWe now return to Troy McClure and Delores Montenegro in Preacher With a Shovel.
3.09sBut Irrigation can save your people, Chief Smiling Bear.
2.5sMarge, look at them staring at that idiot box.
3.37sGod forbid they would ever read something and improve their minds.
2.12sYou've certainly taken a shine to that magazine.
2.47sIt's not just one magazine, Marge.