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2.79s"Usa, a-ok"?
2.63sOr "Cesspool on the Potomac"?
2.9sCesspool! Cesspool! Cesspool! Cesspool! Cesspool!
2.67sAnd now the winner is...
3.23s"USA, A-OKay," by Trong Van Dinh.
2.29sD-ohh!
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3.07sMiss Crowley, thank you for this oversized novelty check.
3.52sI would like share this honor with all of my fellow essayists,
2.97sparticularly the courageous Lisa Simpson,
2.2swhose inflammatory rhetoric reminded us...
3.55sthat the price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
0.46sGive her the check!
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2.25sI was serious.
3.15sSay, let me tell you about Lisa S.
12.41sShe's that little eight-year-old muckrakeress she caught A crook and made him pay, she did it all in just one day that's what I would call being on the ball - Ow!
Bart!