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3.42sThere will be a brief recess while the judges tabulate their votes.
2.37sLisa, what's gotten into you?
2.87sYeah, your other speech was a little more crowd pleasing.
4.79sI'm sorry, Dad. I couldn't think of a nice way to say America stinks.
2.94sExtra! Extra! Feds nab rotten rep.
1.93sGive me one of those.
4.12s"Imprisoned congressman becomes born-again Christian."
3.92sI can't believe it. The system works.
9.08sThe trading gap shuffle we're in A heap of trouble - doing the trading gap shuffle
yes, sir He already sang this song. No, that was about the budget gap.
1.8sThis is the trading gap.
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2.57sAnd now the moment of truth.
4.94sWill the winning essay be "Bubble on, O melting pot"?
2.65s"Lift high your lamp, Green Lady"?
2.79s"Usa, a-ok"?
2.63sOr "Cesspool on the Potomac"?
2.9sCesspool! Cesspool! Cesspool! Cesspool! Cesspool!