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3.07sI don't think real checks have exclamation points.
2.37sWell, at least we got a free sample of Reading Digest.
4.05sMarge, I never read a magazine in my life, and I'm not gonna start now.
2sHey, a cartoon!
3.24s
2.1sAin't it the truth?
1.52sNo, it's not the truth, Homer.
2.92sIt's well-documented that women are safer drivers than men.
3.17sOh, Marge, cartoons don't have any deep meaning.
2.57sThey're just stupid drawings that give you a cheap laugh.
2.02s
1.93sHey, Einstein, put down your reading.
1.53s- It's lunchtime.
- You go ahead.
2.57sHey, you don't wanna eat? What you do, get one of them stomach staples?
2.59sAs Tolstoy said in Quotable Notables,