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1.92sI know, honey, but just sit still.
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3.09sWelcome, everyone, to the awards luncheon.
2.52sI'd like to introduce our distinguished judges...
2.24swho will select our scholarship winner.
3.22sFormer Redskins great Alonzo Flowers,
3.07sperennial third-party candidate Wilson DeFarge,
2.4sSenate page Brad Fletcher...
2.27sskin care consultant Rowena...
3.6sand wealthy gadabout Chilton Gaines.
4.1sOur first essayist will be Lisa Simpson.
3.47sLisa? Lisa?
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3.62sOh, there she is.
2.77sLisa Simpson will now read her essay--
2.95sI would like to read a different essay, if I may?
2.15sUm-- Okay.
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3.02sThe city of Washington was built on a stagnant swamp...
3.95ssome 200 years ago and very little has changed.