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3.3sHis job description clearly specifies an illiterate.
4.45sWe now return to Troy McClure and Delores Montenegro in Preacher With a Shovel.
3.09sBut Irrigation can save your people, Chief Smiling Bear.
2.5sMarge, look at them staring at that idiot box.
3.37sGod forbid they would ever read something and improve their minds.
2.12sYou've certainly taken a shine to that magazine.
2.47sIt's not just one magazine, Marge.
3.55sThey take hundreds of magazines, filter out the crap...
3.63sand leave you with something that fits right in your front pocket.
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3.42sGod! Those kids don't know what they're missing.
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2.17sDad! Hey, what gives, man?
1.92sWe're all going to sit down as a family...
3.37sand listen to an inspiring story of wilderness survival.
2s"Then I heard the sound...
2.33s"that all arctic explorers dread-
2.77sthe pitiless bark of the sea lion."
1.83sHe'll be killed!
3.67sHomer, he obviously got out alive if he wrote the article.