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2.02sI'll see that he gets it.
3.37sHow dumb do they think I am? Huh? A check?
3.67sOne million dollars.
4.57sI'm rich!
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3.07sMr. Simpson, I can assure you, this check of yours is nonnegotiable.
3.52sOh, yeah? Well, what makes you so damn sure?
2.55sSee where it says "Void, void, void" and "This is not a check"?
2.37s"Cash value 1/20th of a cent."
2.1s- "Mr. Banker, do not honor."
- Shut up.
3.15sI had a feeling it was too good to be true.
3.37sEvery time you get a million dollars, something queers the deal.
3.07sI don't think real checks have exclamation points.