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2.1sAin't it the truth?
1.52sNo, it's not the truth, Homer.
2.92sIt's well-documented that women are safer drivers than men.
3.17sOh, Marge, cartoons don't have any deep meaning.
2.57sThey're just stupid drawings that give you a cheap laugh.
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1.93sHey, Einstein, put down your reading.
1.53s- It's lunchtime.
- You go ahead.
2.57sHey, you don't wanna eat? What you do, get one of them stomach staples?
2.59sAs Tolstoy said in Quotable Notables,
3.55s"Give me learning, sir, and you may keep your black bread."
2.47sWho is that bookworm, Smithers? Homer Simpson, sir.
2.7sSimpson, eh? How very strange.