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3.37sWow! Little meat loaf men!
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1.77sWhere did you get the idea for this, Mom?
3.94sWhere do you think? This baby never steers you wrong, and it was free!
0.38sFree.
2.18sIt certainly has enriched our lives.
3.57sWow. "Win a trip to Washington, D.C.
3.13sAll expenses paid. V.I.P. tour."
3.1s- Oh, it's for kids.
- Wait, Dad!
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2.84sAn essay contest. "Children under 12.
4.54sThree-hundred words, fiercely pro-American." Sounds interesting.
2.87sBart, maybe this is something you'd like to do this too.
4.42sMom, it's a nice thought, but we both know that this is the pony to bet on.
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4.84sWhat would Ben Franklin say if he were alive today?
2.64sHe'd say, uh,
1.52s"Think of a better opening."
2.55s- How's it going, honey?
- Not very well.
3.22sWell, when I used to get stuck like this, I'd go for a bike ride.
2.77sDo kids go on bike rides anymore?
0.23sYes!
3.57sI don't know. I thought maybe bikes weren't cool anymore.