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2.83sYo, man, what's that thing in the middle?
3.13sWhat, this? You got to be freaking kidding me.
3.06sThat's an ampersand. It's a symbol for the word "and."
3.7sMy God, nobody can be this stupid. Not even Peter when he took...
2.26sthat blow to the head and thought he was Larry from Three's Company.
2.8sJack, there's a hot tub party across the street and we're invited.
3.99sAnd don't worry. If Mr. Furley comes by, I'll make sure he thinks you're....
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3.63sMr. Griffin, chillax. We're doing the best we can.
3.06sThere is nothing I would like to do more than chillax, Amanda.
3.09sBut without a decent education, you could spend the rest of your life...
2.13sas a ditch digger or a motel maid or a hooker.
2.56s" could be a ditch digger? A motel maid?
1.16sI could be a hooker?
2.06sWell, no. You don't want to be a hooker.
3.56sWow, Mr. Griffin! You're the first teacher that ever told us we could do anything.
2.63sWell, I didn't mean sell your body for money.
1.56s"0, Captain! my Captain!"
1.26sNo, you're actually misunderstanding.
1.13s"0, Captain! my Captain!"
1.33sWell, if it works for you, I guess....
1.47s"0, Captain! my Captain!"
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