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3.13sYeah. Just kind of pull it out. Yeah.
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2.66sIf dogs aren't supposed to eat dental floss out of the garbage...
1.47swhy do they make it mint-flavored?
2.63sChris, when I was in school, you know what we used to do...
1.23swhen a teacher gave us a bad grade?
1.66s- What?
- We'd egg his house.
2.63s- Come on. Where's this bastard live?
- I'II show you.
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1.13sThat's his house!
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1.16sundefinedTake that! " got it!
1.19sTake that, you bum!
1.06sWhat the hell are you doing?
1.26sAs that him?
Yeah!
0.97sOh, crap!
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3.63sHello, class. Mark Twain here, filling in for Brian Griffin.
4.03sI understand you children read my book, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.
1.3sYeah, we read it.
2.53sNow, who can tell me.... Bobby, stop screwing around back there!
3.44sWho can tell me the significance of the carpetbaggers in my novel?
1.97sYeah. They stood for corruption and greed.
4.23sThat's exactly right. Just like the presidency of James Garfield.
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1.16sHe died in office.