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3.13sGood morning, class. I'm your substitute teacher, Brian Griffin.
2.56sGood morning, Mr. Griffin.
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3.33sPlease. Call me Brian. Mr. Griffin is my father.
4.23sI thought your father's name was Cocoa, and he was hit by a milk truck!
2.9sAll right. Our goal here is to gain a command of the English language.
3.33sSo you can be successful writers like Ben Affleck and Matt Damon.
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3.87sThere. Finished. Good Will Hunting by Matt Damon.
2.33sYou think we could put both our names on that?
2.76sWhat? You've done nothing but eat Breyer's and smoke pot...
1.23sfor the last six months.
2.63sOh, that's.... Come on! I helped.
3.13sOh, yeah? Okay, write a line. Just right now.
1.52s- Just pitch me a line right now.
- Okay.
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1.02sHow about that?
3.13sundefinedThat wasn't a line. You just farted. As there anymore pot?
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3.96sSo, how was your first day, Mr. Kotter?
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2.26sYeah, Chris. What's it like to have Brian as a teacher?