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3.7sYou know, Stewie, Mommy doesn't usually read things out of Chris's pockets.
1.49sShe's more respectful than that.
2.33sYeah, whatever helps you sleep at night, bitch.
2.33sOh, my God!
2.47sChris is gonna murder Mrs. Lockhart's husband!
1.63sWe got to stop him!
4.03sCan we stop at the supermarket? I want a Granny Smith apple.
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1.87sHow's your oatmeal, honey?
2.73sYou know, it tastes kind of different than usual.
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2.73sOh, my God! There's a bear in my oatmeal.
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3.37sYeah, I know. I'm late. Okay, let's just get started.
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