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1.87sIt's my ear. Do you like it?
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1.09sYou don't like it.
3.2sNo, I like it. But it's just.... Why your ear?
1.13sBecause I love you.
3.16sWell, at least this will be a funny story to tell our kids someday.
3.06sYou want kids? Oh, yikes.
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2.7sI wish you'd told me that before I got you this.
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3.66sDid I hear my big boy say he's got a crush on some lucky girl?
3.4sYou know, Chris, I knew this day would come. So, I brought you a condom.
2.16sUse it wisely, though. It wasn't easy to obtain.
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1.52sMAN: What the hell are you doing?
2.7sWOMAN: Give that back! MAN: Man!
3.4sWOMAN: Now, where were we? MAN: This is much better.
3.94sChris, honey, the way to win a girl is to do something romantic and unexpected.