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2.12sI'll be right back!
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2.22sMembers of the media, thank you for coming.
4.72sThe proof that the Isotopes are moving to Albuquerque is right behind this door.
3.34sExcuse me. Joel Duffman, The Newsly Times.
3.7sWhat's with the smear campaign against this beloved brewer?
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2.77sAnd weren't you once in a loony bin?
1.93sOh, yeah!
5.27sHe's right, folks. The only story here is the rich, smooth taste of Duff.
3.5sYes, that is an important story, but so is this!
2.4sIt--
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2.17sWell, I think I know tomorrow's headline:
2.02s"Local Man is Liar."
2.78sThat is a good headline!
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2.34sSo let me get this straight, Mr. Duff.
2.62sThe Isotopes are not moving to Albuquerque?
0.42sAbsolutely not.
4.01sSo are you calling Homer Simpson a liar?
3.72sWell, we have obtained this footage of him with his pants on fire.