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2.7sThe satisfaction of helping another human being...
3.44sis all the thanks I-- et cetera.
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3.74sAnd I gave that man directions even though I didn't know the way,
3.57s'cause that's the kind of guy I am this week.
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3.72sAh! Lousy Isotopes. They're a disgrace to baseball.
0.67sThey lost again?
1.27sMm-hmm.
4.47sThe team's been terrible since they got bought by the cheap, heartless Duff Corporation.
2.08sHey, Moe. Give me a Duff.
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3.8sMmm. Oh, yeah. Sweet Duff.
3.49sWait a minute. Duff owns the Springfield Isotopes? Since when?
2.27sThey bought 'em a year ago from the Mafia.
2.3sIt was the last of the family-owned teams.
3.04sI tried to return my season ticket, but they wouldn't give me my money back.
1.95sThey said they wanted it.
2.84sSay no more. I'll help you, Lenny.
0.43sYou want to help me?
2.97sWell, haven't you heard? He's the new Homer.
1.65sHe's wonderful.
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