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3.27sWell, duh. He's breathtaking.
3.8sBut Bart has inner beauty, like you'd find in a rodent.
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2.2sAnd face it, you're no prize either.
2.08sYou wear braces, you dress like a kid,
2sand you're not getting any younger.
2.12sTake what you can get. He's right.
2.6sGrab something and don't let go.
2.74sWell, Bart's not so bad.
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3.9sThey wouldn't honor my coupon for two free streaks.
3.05sThey wouldn't? Well, I'll go to bat for you, honey.
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2.44sHmm! Yes. May I help you?
3.2sNice place you got here. Oh, look. A hairnet.
2.63sBe a shame if it was...
2.5shurled to the ground.