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2.87sScram! Those bullies are gone now.
4.32sYou idiot! They were beating out my shirt fire.
2.65sMy heart was in the right place, jerk!
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2.55sThere. Thanks again, Dad.
1.88sWell, you're welcome, honey.
4.24sNow I'm gonna spend the whole day helping schmoes with their problems.
1.89sGot a problem, Bart?
2.07sThe girl at school won't go to the dance with me.
1.6sBart's got a girlfriend.
2.17sNo, I don't. That's the problem.
2.45sBart's got a problem.
2.35sDon't worry, Son. I'll handle this.
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2.75sCome on. Why won't you go out with Bart?
3sHe's a smelly, ugly dork!
3.24sPlease, "ugly" is such a smelly word.
0.63sWho would you rather go out with?
2.35sTommy.
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3.27sWell, duh. He's breathtaking.