4.47sThe team's been terrible since they got bought by the cheap, heartless Duff Corporation.
2.08sHey, Moe. Give me a Duff.
0.75s
3.8sMmm. Oh, yeah. Sweet Duff.
3.49sWait a minute. Duff owns the Springfield Isotopes? Since when?
2.27sThey bought 'em a year ago from the Mafia.
2.3sIt was the last of the family-owned teams.
3.04sI tried to return my season ticket, but they wouldn't give me my money back.