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2.2sHow long have I been out here?
0.48sAll night. You were yelling at the swing.
2.24sI was?
2.2sBut I love the swing.
0.47sDad, you were nuts.
2.1sYou know me.
3.09sOccasionally, I'll be quirky.
2.77s"I'll be quirky"? Albuquerque!
2.12sI'll be right back!
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2.22sMembers of the media, thank you for coming.
4.72sThe proof that the Isotopes are moving to Albuquerque is right behind this door.
3.34sExcuse me. Joel Duffman, The Newsly Times.
3.7sWhat's with the smear campaign against this beloved brewer?
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2.77sAnd weren't you once in a loony bin?
1.93sOh, yeah!
5.27sHe's right, folks. The only story here is the rich, smooth taste of Duff.
3.5sYes, that is an important story, but so is this!
2.4sIt--
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2.17sWell, I think I know tomorrow's headline:
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