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2.75sOkay, and how many people live in your palace?
1.77sUmm. Does the bird count?
1.73sDoes the bird live here?
1.2sYes.
1.13sThen, yes, the bird counts.
1.07sOkay. Two.
1.17sGreat.
2.13sWhat is your primary source of income?
2.34sUmm. Sorcery.
2.17sAnd a little from political corruption,
1.43sbut primarily sorcery.
1.87sYeah, I'll just put sorcery.
3.9sOkay. Umm, are you gay, straight, or not sure?
1.5sUh, why are you asking me this?
3sIt's just... I don't write the questions.
1.33sI know. It just seems a little personal.
1.6sYeah, I understand.
1.5sYou're free not to answer it if that's your choice.
2.25sNo, no, no, it's okay. You can put "not sure."
2.03sAll right. I'm off to Paris.
2.1sYou guys going to be okay without me for a week?
1.62sUgh, I don't know.
3.9sI mean, who's going to put those three magazines in a neat stack on the coffee table?
2.05sLois, I realize you're excited about going away with Bonnie and all,
2.94sbut could I not have to hear about the trip when you get back?
2.77sI know you're going to have pictures and stories,
3.4sand I just don't want to be involved in any of that mess.
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