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3.5sI didn't come all the way here to go to museums and shops.
1.57s(STAMMERING) Well, I don't understand.
1.93sWhy'd you even want to come here, then?
3.07sLois, I came here to have an affair.
2.24sAn affair? With who?
1.2sAnyone.
1.53sMy God.
3.24sWell, can we at least do some Muppet-style sightseeing first?
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1.32sAll right, settle down.
1.07sGood morning, class.
0.47sMorning, Dad.
0.73sMorning, Dad.
1.95sWe're going to need a few things for this class,
2.34san eagerness to learn, a thirst for knowledge,
2.72sbut one thing we won't need is this.
5.27sThat's right, I know you're all used to teachers wearing tuxedos and Dracula capes, but not this one.
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