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2.19shere's some footage of people sneezing at a salad bar.
1.08s(ALL SNEEZING)
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1.52sOh, dear.
2.14sHere's some footage of people licking subway turnstiles.
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1.35sOh!
3.05sHere's some footage of a man with the flu making out with you while you're asleep.
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1.18sOh, my God!
1.52sWhile James Woods High remains open,
4.4sstudents are reminded to wash their hands frequently and watch for early signs of infection.
2sOh, my God. I got to get the kids out of there.
1.52sWhat? What are you talking about?
2.94sI'm talking about homeschooling, Brian. Just until the crisis is over.
1.5sPeter, that's a complete overreaction.
2.94sI don't think Lois would be happy if you pulled the kids out of school.
2.48sWell, she left me in charge, didn't she? And besides, you know me.
2.84sWhen I set my mind to something, I am not easily deterred.
2.03sLike when I tried out to be an Olympic gymnast.
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1s(INHALING)
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1.03s- (GUN FIRES)
- Ahh!
3.44s(CROWD GASPS) (CROWD CHEERING) (GROANS) You did it, Peter.
1.03sWhy'd you shoot me?
2.1sBecause I'm weird, creepy coach.
5.47sNow, let me give you inappropriate personal shower while I smoke and forbid you to see parent.